Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure Vlog

Talking Dictionary - Tom Boy

2007-11-22T11:04:00.005-08:00

The Talking Dictionary defines Tom-boy and speculates about Drag Kings vs. Drag Queens. But whatever it is,just remember, while Talking Dictionary is defining words, Ms Divine is working on her films

Zig Zag Wanderer - Chicken Constructors

2007-11-22T11:04:00.003-08:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer wonders if a snuff movie can be made on a construction site, but alas this idea is interrupted by chicken construction workers.

Anastasia Roams - They Long to Belong

2007-11-22T11:04:00.001-08:00

Anastasia roams the wilderness and comes across a lost human.

Zig Zag Wanderer - Dog Interview Pt 4

2007-11-18T18:16:00.001-08:00

The Zig Zag wanderer interviews dog

Scot Baio 45 Single VH1 Reality Show - Ms Poopee Doode News

2007-11-18T18:15:00.003-08:00

Ms. Poopee Doodee reports on the vh1 reality show Scot Baio 45 Single. Nothing like those headlines.. heh

Swing on a star - Musical Number

2007-11-18T18:15:00.001-08:00

Music Girl sings to Swing on a star with a little twist.

Zig Zag Wanderer - The Zig Zag Walk

2007-11-15T09:26:00.003-08:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer discusses the zig zag walk.

Scottish Girl - Scottish Cricket

2007-11-15T09:26:00.001-08:00

Scottish Girl tells of the good ole days with Grandfather Scotty, when they both played on the Scottish Cricket Team, including the havoc raised among the various hooligans present.
GOAL!!!!!!!!

Zig Zag Wanderer - Interview Dog Pt 3

2007-11-15T09:25:00.001-08:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer continues the interview with Dog. Part 3

Scottish Girl plays The Piano - Musical Performance

2007-11-13T19:40:00.001-08:00

Scottish Girl plays the piano, set to music. From the adventures of Scottish Girl.

Making The Band vs. Making The bomb

2007-11-13T19:38:00.005-08:00

Ms. Poopee doodee world's most determined reporter reports on the show Making the Band and includes episodes highlights of the new series Making the bomb

Talking Dictionary - Zeugma

2007-11-13T19:38:00.003-08:00

Talking Dictionary defines Zeugma.

Zig Zag Wanderer - Pipes Pipes Pipes

2007-11-13T19:38:00.001-08:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer wanders about pipes and who and what lives in there.

Big Brother sends a msg - Thou Shall Work For Me

2007-10-28T18:06:00.003-07:00

Big brother sends all a message - Thou shall work for me!
Hail to Big Brother. Big Brother gives you the security blanket you need

Zig Zag Wanderer - Truckin' Away

2007-10-28T18:06:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer is trucking away as usual.

Zig Zag Wanderer - Climbing the tree

2007-10-28T18:05:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer climbs the tree and concludes this weeks episode of the show.

Talking Dictionary - Surname

2007-10-23T19:09:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines surname and gives more details on the surnames of the characters of Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure.

Zig Zag - Construction Thingies

2007-10-23T19:08:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer wanders around town doing odd jobs such as lifting construction thingies around.

Anastasia Meets The Devil - The Ordinary Man

2007-10-23T19:06:00.001-07:00

A jigsaw puzzle made of complex neologisms, an ordinary man who isn't quite ordinary and a devil with dancing snakes all cross the path of Anastasia.

Zig Zag - Spare Change in City Phones

2007-10-21T20:29:00.001-07:00

The zig zag wanderer wanders about spare change in city phones. Collecting spare change is not a bad idea as each penny helps buy more technical equipment to keep the Public Access TV show running.

Interview with Dog Pt2

2007-10-21T20:28:00.003-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer continues the interview with Mr. Dog.
An excerpt from the Public Access TV show, Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure

Zig Zag - Interview with Dog Pt 1

2007-10-21T20:28:00.001-07:00

Zig Zag Wanderer interviews Mr. Dog.
Stay tuned as the interview with Mr. Dog shall continue and continue.

Anastasia Grows - On My Way To Being GOD!

2007-09-19T08:51:00.001-07:00

Anastasia deduces that Group A is equal to Group B. But which group do yo u ask that she belongs to? Why, none ofcourse ..for Anastasia is on her way to being GOD!
From the diary of Anastasia

Talking Dictionary - Superfatted

2007-09-19T08:50:00.003-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines the word superfatted and explains to all how Ms Divine shrinks and swells as she plays the various characters.

Zig Zag Wanderer - Climbing City Fences

2007-09-19T08:50:00.001-07:00

Zig Zag Wanderer wanders about climbing city fences and attempts to vault one.

Paris Jolie vs Angelina Hilton - Ms Poopee Doode Reports

2007-08-30T15:16:00.001-07:00

Ms. Poopee Doodee reports on regular headlines that are in the regular world. Haahahaa. Yay, information we all want to know!!
Paris Hilton vs Angelina Jolie, great celebrity gossip. But perhaps what is more interesting are all the idiots typing in these keywords..

Talking Dictionary - Noise

2007-08-28T09:25:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines noise and discusses the various noises that exist, more specifically the acceptable noises as opposed to the unacceptable noises of society.

Zig Zag - Swinging The Gum

2007-08-27T18:11:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer swings the gum along the streets of New York and wonders how long can a gum be swung!

Anastasia buys a painting - The Artist vs The Killer

2007-08-27T18:10:00.001-07:00

Anastasia visits the flea market only to encounter an unusual painting sold by a strange artist, and ponders on the similarities between an Artist and a Killer.
But the main point being is that, it is very important to find a painting that matches with ones carpet..
From the Diary of Anastasia

Talking Dictionary - Strangulate

2007-08-23T09:02:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines strangulate and speculates on the possibility of getting strangled if she were to perform live.

Drinking with Russian Mafia Super

2007-08-21T09:56:00.003-07:00

An excerpt from Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure from the episode "Cable Access Wars" on QPTV (Public Access TV)

Scottish Girl - Happy Birthday Jingle

2007-08-21T09:56:00.001-07:00

Scottish Girl wishes that special someone a Happy Birthday.

Drinking with Ms Divine

2007-08-20T18:56:00.001-07:00

These are clips from a segment of my show called "Cable Access Wars" done over a year ago, that I have only now gotten around to uploading.
Excerpt from Ms Divine's Sketch Comedy variety show: Le Tee Hee Heure.

Bret Michaels Rock of Love VH1 is Poison

2007-08-20T18:55:00.001-07:00

Ms. Poopee Doodee reports on Bret Michaels in VH1's Rock Of Love. Headline news!
Interestingly enough another anthropological study with 25 submissive female monkeys against 1 male monkey is taking place in a remote jungle somewhere out there

Zig Zag Fireman

2007-08-17T19:08:00.003-07:00

The Zig Zag wanderer wanders around a fire house and wonders if she could become a fire fighter by putting out fires she starts.

Talking Dictionary - Snuff

2007-08-17T19:08:00.001-07:00

Talking dictionary defines snuff and what it is like to draw air violently or was it to draw in air violently?

Ms. Poopee Doodee Reports - To Or Not To profile

2007-08-12T18:36:00.003-07:00

Ms. Poopee Doodee informs viewers of the sketch film To Or Not TO Profile that was seen as a brief preview in KKK Dilemma.

KKK Dilemma - Skit

2007-08-12T18:36:00.001-07:00

Oh no, the Dude in White has a dilemma. He's out of sugar. But guess what, Ms. Shito Bito his next door neighbor comes to the rescue. However things get more complicated for the demands of the dude in white get to be a bit too much.
Alas a KKK Dilemma!!

Zig Zag - Beer Bottles and Boutiques

2007-08-10T08:50:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag wanderer wanders around the yuppy side streets of manhattan only to come across a giant case of empty beer bottles.

Zig Zag - Hobo

2007-08-10T08:49:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag wanderer wanders around and wonders how long she can be a Hobo.

Judas Priest - You've got another thing coming - Music Video

2007-08-09T19:16:00.001-07:00

Music Girl sings to Judas Priest's You've got another thing coming. After all, if cowardly idiots choose to defy her, they better be careful for they will get another thing coming.

Jamaica Mon - Jah News

2007-07-26T18:02:00.003-07:00

Jamaica Mon from JAH exterminating company is called to exterminate all the roaches in the 666 news room. Jamaica Mon awaits patiently for Ms. Poopee Doodee to arrive so that he can finally leave after a hard days work of killing roaches

Zig Zag - Counting Cars

2007-07-26T18:02:00.001-07:00

Zig Zag wanderer wanders the streets of Queens, New York and decides to spend the day counting cars. What better way to spend some quality time with automobile

Talking Dictionary - Issues

2007-07-26T18:01:00.003-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines issues, and discusses the issues that people have when they talk about issues. After all, talking about issues, often distracts one from the main problem.

Zig Zag - Climbing Barbed Fences

2007-07-26T18:01:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer attempts to vault over barb wire fences

Talking Dictionary - Tones and Expressions

2007-07-19T08:49:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary contemplates the bland tones and expressions by the average person. Perhaps its the average office worker, or maybe its the average drone. But whatever it is, the gang at Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure, all know how to have fun..

Zig Zag - Graffiti in the City

2007-07-19T08:48:00.003-07:00

Zig Zag Wanderer wanders the streets of New York, in search of graffiti. Alas, the streets are taken over by huge bill boards of child porn tsk.. tsk.....

Talking Dictionary - Dictionary Block

2007-07-19T08:48:00.001-07:00

Oh no the Talking Dictionary has run out of words to define. Could this be a Dictionary block. And thus a new word is created.

Zig Zag - The Neo Cons

2007-07-19T08:47:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag wanderer strolls around New York City and wonders about the Neo Cons that lurk on the streets

Anastasia auditions for American Idol

2007-06-29T08:29:00.001-07:00

Anastasia auditions for American Idol. Judge #1 is The Voice of the People and Judge #2 is Mr. Orange the producer. From the Diary of Anastasia.

Zig Zag - Climbing Fences

2007-06-29T08:28:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer climbs fences in queens, new york. Intent on hanging around, the Zig Zag Wandered hangs on the fence, trying to form a loving community where those wishing to hang with others can hang with the Zig Zag Wanderer on fences.

Talking Dictionary - Disharmonious

2007-06-26T08:37:00.003-07:00

The Talking Dictionary defines Disharmonious. Sometimes taking out ice cubes from a fridge while sitting on a fridge, can make harmonious members of society quite upset.

Ms. Poopee Doodee Reports - Blind?

2007-06-26T08:37:00.001-07:00

Ms. Poopee Doodee Reports on blindness as she cannot find her glasses.

Zig Zag - Busy Busy Busy

2007-06-26T08:36:00.001-07:00

Zig Zag Wanderer wanders around the streets of New York city and notices how busy busy people. Slow down everybody, what's the rush!!

Jamaica Mon Intro on Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure

2007-06-23T08:33:00.001-07:00

Jamaica Mon introduces himself on Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure. Expect to see more of Jamaica Mon in many of Ms. Divine's future sketch films.

Talking Dictionary - Climb - Improvisation

2007-06-23T08:32:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary opens this weeks program with a fun improvisational definition of Climb. Climbing fridges and high things are fun things to do.

Zig Zag - Finally Graffiti in the City

2007-06-22T09:08:00.001-07:00

Zig Zag wanderer wanders around the New York Streets and lo and behold finds a piece of graffiti, that was thought to be extinct.

Talking Dictionary - Quiet Speech

2007-06-22T09:07:00.003-07:00

Talking Dictionary discusses quiet speech and notes how one often attributes quiet speech as a mark of refinement. It's good to be refined, just like sugar.

24 TV show Audition - watch out Kiefer Sutherland Jack Bauer

2007-06-22T09:07:00.001-07:00

Ms. Poopee Doodee reports on her wild audition for the Fox Television series 24 starring Kiefer Sutherland who plays Jack Bauer.
The popularity of a Network TV Series such as 24 exemplifies that civilization is declining into the dark ages

Talking Dictionary - HautBoy - Improv with Words

2007-06-22T09:06:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines and improvs what a Hautboy is. Not to be confused with a haughty boy or a naughty boy.

The Happy Song - Musical Performance

2007-06-21T08:50:00.003-07:00

The Happy Song - a mini little song written by me.

Mr. Weird Man says hello

2007-06-21T08:50:00.001-07:00

Mr. Weird Man says hello and reminds all that he will be in a number of Ms. Divine's sketch films.

Talking Dictionary - Subpoena

2007-06-21T08:49:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines Subpoena.
Who gets this letter from the law and what should one do with it.

KKK Meeting Tonite - Illegal Immigrant Aliens

2007-06-18T08:13:00.001-07:00

Lt. Ox Malford has a Dilemma. He needs to desperately make it on time to a KKK meeting tonight, however his life is being threatened for he does not have oxygen to breathe. Oh no!! Who took it away from him. Could it be the illegal immigrants or illegal aliens?

Talking Dictionary - Soliloquy

2007-06-18T08:12:00.003-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines Soliloquy and informs everybody how much fun it is to converse with oneself.

Zig Zag Wanderer - Late gotta hurry

2007-06-18T08:12:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer is late for something very important and hurries to catch this major event. Tune in to see what it is.
Intro for the show.

Talking Dictionary - Show and Tell

2007-06-16T09:20:00.003-07:00

Talking Dictionary concludes the weekly program by show and tell.

Zig Zag Wanderer - Recycling and exploring

2007-06-16T09:20:00.001-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer explores the streets of New York City, tests for recycling, goes in search of free food, and explores strange rooms.

Mr. Weird Man enters the Hot Date contest

2007-06-15T08:48:00.001-07:00

Mr. Weird Man enters the hot date contest and eager anticipates a date full of fun!

Talking Dictionary - Sit Or Stand

2007-06-15T08:47:00.003-07:00

Talking Dictionary discusses sitting and standing and points out that those that used to sit are now mysteriously standing. Ironically those that used to stand, are not sitting but still continue to stand.

Anastasia's Replica - I See Double

2007-06-15T08:47:00.001-07:00

From the Diary of Anastasia.
Anastasia sees double only to realize that she sees her identical replica. Could this replica be her new friend. Perhaps? But Anastasia learns more about this replica and goes about things in her usual way way.

Talking Dictionary - The Hate Me Glow

2007-06-15T08:46:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines the Hate Me Glow and elaborates how this glow changes when the commoners are exposed to it.

Talking Dictionary - Nit Wit

2007-06-14T08:17:00.005-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines nit wit and those strange people that have nit wit written on their shoes.

Zig Zag - Washing Hands

2007-06-14T08:17:00.003-07:00

Zig Zag Wanderer wanders around the streets in search of a place to wash hands. What better place to do this than a fire hydrant.

Talking Dictionary - Traffic Lights

2007-06-14T08:17:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines Traffic lights, aggressive drivers and the strange yield sign. Do we yield to the majority. Or should we question when we yield.

Zig Zag - Hug A Tree

2007-06-12T08:41:00.005-07:00

The Zig zag wanderer befriends trees, and performs good deeds by keeping trees warm. What better way to preserve the environment than to hug a tree and to keep them warm.

Talking Dictionary - Cadence and Tones

2007-06-12T08:41:00.003-07:00

Talking Dictionary talks about the tone of a person's voice and ponders as to why many generic humans tend to use only one tone and even expression all the time.

Does watching American Idol get you the Job?

2007-06-12T08:41:00.001-07:00

Ms. Poopee Doodee reports on the burning question we all care to know and that is , How does watching American Idol get you the Job. Dr. Doctor provides lots of insight on what goes on in the brain of the viewers that view American Idol.

Talking Dictionary - Censorship - Improv Definition

2007-06-05T09:39:00.003-07:00

The Talking Dictionary defines censorship. The opinions of the masses must be heard and glorified, while the opinions of the rare segments of the human population must be suppressed and censored at all times.
Remember we live in a peaceful harmonious society where all opinions must be the same.

Please Feature Me on Youtube - Real Me Ramblings

2007-06-05T09:39:00.001-07:00

The Real Me raw and Exposed begs to be featured on Youtube.
It is important that the Real Me's peers accepts The Real Me.
The Real Me, discusses the Youtube conventions, and the Youtube honors and awards. Acceptance by the majority is of high value these days. For if only a handful accepts the Real Me, then that is doom!
It is important to fit in and be an obediant member of society. Being disharmonious in society is a very naughty thing to do.

Scottish Girl Bumble Bees - The Venture Musical Performance

2007-06-05T09:38:00.003-07:00

Scottish Girl bumble bees to the tune of the Ventures. Scottish Girl performs strange little absurd dances with invisible bumble bees.
Music by The Ventures - Bumble Bee

Talking Dictionary - Flying Things

2007-06-05T09:38:00.001-07:00

Talking dictionary defines and improvises on flying and things that fly. All sorts of fun stuff such as flies, and flying saucers and the aliens that fly them.

What kind of cell phone user are you? - Ms. Poopee Doodee

2007-06-04T08:44:00.003-07:00

Ms. Poopee Doodee reports on a popular issue: what kind of cell phone user are you?
Doctor Doctor discusses brain cancer and pollution.

Zig Zag strolling and exploring holes outdoors

2007-06-04T08:44:00.001-07:00

Zig Zag wanderer strolls and explores mysterious holes and strange things in the outdoors.

Talking Dictionary - Deaf - Improv with Words

2007-06-04T08:43:00.001-07:00

The Talking Dictionary defines deaf, and has lots of improv fun with the definition.

The Fear Not Song - Musical

2007-06-03T18:20:00.005-07:00

The Fear Not Song from the show Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure.
Fear is something you shouldn't be afraid of, once you start to sing and dance.

Zig Zag - Stealing Bikes

2007-06-03T18:20:00.003-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer discovers bikes as she strolls in the Great Outdoors of nyc and wonders if she should sell bikes over ebay perferrably stolen ones.

Dr. Doctor addresses - The Nitwit

2007-06-03T18:20:00.001-07:00

Dr. Doctor, world renowned doctor, scientist and psychologist addresses this pesky Nit Wit.

Lowering Cell phone bill and Talk Time Tips

2007-06-01T09:10:00.003-07:00

Zig Zag Wanderer discusses how to lower the cellphone bill and encourages social etiquette among umbrellas and Russian hats.

Ms. Poopee Doodee Reports - Thank ya

2007-06-01T09:10:00.001-07:00

Ms. Poopee doodee issues a big thank ya to all the fans and supporters of Ms. Divine's Tee Hee HEure, on the internet and on Public Access Television

Zig Zag Wanderer intros

2007-06-01T09:09:00.003-07:00

The Zig Zag Wanderer is fresh out the cloning process and is quite happy with the results as she wanders around and as fun in the great outdoors.

Wandering outdoors with shopping carts, newspapers and cans!

2007-06-01T09:09:00.001-07:00

Improv comedy from Zig Zag Wanderer with shopping cart, newspaper, funny hats and cans!

Anastasia is Abandoned - The Sweet Song Bird

2007-06-01T09:08:00.003-07:00

A gentle creature's abrupt departure leaves Anastasia in a state of despairing abandonment. But not for long for she conceives an elegant evil plan to entrap this unusual creature..

Ms. Poopee Doode Reports - Cloning Issues

2007-06-01T09:08:00.001-07:00

The world's most determined reporter discusses the implications of Cloning with the world renowned doctor Dr. Doctor.
an excerpt from Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure

Scottish Girl - The Candy Highlands

2007-05-24T08:52:00.001-07:00

Scottish Girl and her Grandfather head on down from the Highlands to her favorite candy store located all the way in the lowlands. Oooohh, but there they encounter all sorts of rif raff. But not to fear, Scottish Girl is a brave Scots Girl and isn't afraid of anything

Talking Dictionary - Neo is defined

2007-05-24T08:51:00.001-07:00

Talking Dictionary defines the concept of neo, applying it to classical nazis as opposed to neo nazis, classical cons as opposed to neo cons

Talking Dictionary - Defines and intros herself

2007-05-24T08:50:00.001-07:00

The Talking Dictionary is very happy about the cloning process and proceeds to define what a talking dictionary does.

Scottish Girl - Rejoicing with Scottish Whisky

2007-04-23T09:29:00.001-07:00

Scottish Girl talks about the time when she and her Grand father Scotty used to walk down the streets of Glasgow selling Good Old home made whiskey.
Alas more hooligan confrontations, but little Scots girl is not afraid.

Talking Dictionary on Verbal Helpers

2007-04-23T09:28:00.005-07:00

Verbs need help. Those poor verbs. Talking dictionary explains the nuances of verbal helpers and the proper ways of constructing sentences using them.

Talking Dictionary - Television vs YouTube Internet Videos

2007-04-23T09:28:00.001-07:00

Here, a television is defined as most have forgotten what a television is for most are only interested in low resolution gimmick videos all over the internet. Here she discusses how the people should be shrunk in proportion to the size of the videos that they watch while they sit in their little offices.