Friday, June 29, 2007

Anastasia auditions for American Idol

Anastasia auditions for American Idol. Judge #1 is The Voice of the People and Judge #2 is Mr. Orange the producer. From the Diary of Anastasia.

Zig Zag - Climbing Fences

The Zig Zag Wanderer climbs fences in queens, new york. Intent on hanging around, the Zig Zag Wandered hangs on the fence, trying to form a loving community where those wishing to hang with others can hang with the Zig Zag Wanderer on fences.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Talking Dictionary - Disharmonious

The Talking Dictionary defines Disharmonious. Sometimes taking out ice cubes from a fridge while sitting on a fridge, can make harmonious members of society quite upset.

Ms. Poopee Doodee Reports - Blind?

Ms. Poopee Doodee Reports on blindness as she cannot find her glasses.

Zig Zag - Busy Busy Busy

Zig Zag Wanderer wanders around the streets of New York city and notices how busy busy people. Slow down everybody, what's the rush!!

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Jamaica Mon Intro on Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure

Jamaica Mon introduces himself on Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure. Expect to see more of Jamaica Mon in many of Ms. Divine's future sketch films.

Talking Dictionary - Climb - Improvisation

Talking Dictionary opens this weeks program with a fun improvisational definition of Climb. Climbing fridges and high things are fun things to do.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Zig Zag - Finally Graffiti in the City

Zig Zag wanderer wanders around the New York Streets and lo and behold finds a piece of graffiti, that was thought to be extinct.

Talking Dictionary - Quiet Speech

Talking Dictionary discusses quiet speech and notes how one often attributes quiet speech as a mark of refinement. It's good to be refined, just like sugar.

24 TV show Audition - watch out Kiefer Sutherland Jack Bauer

Ms. Poopee Doodee reports on her wild audition for the Fox Television series 24 starring Kiefer Sutherland who plays Jack Bauer.
The popularity of a Network TV Series such as 24 exemplifies that civilization is declining into the dark ages

Talking Dictionary - HautBoy - Improv with Words

Talking Dictionary defines and improvs what a Hautboy is. Not to be confused with a haughty boy or a naughty boy.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

The Happy Song - Musical Performance

The Happy Song - a mini little song written by me.

Mr. Weird Man says hello

Mr. Weird Man says hello and reminds all that he will be in a number of Ms. Divine's sketch films.

Talking Dictionary - Subpoena

Talking Dictionary defines Subpoena.
Who gets this letter from the law and what should one do with it.

Monday, June 18, 2007

KKK Meeting Tonite - Illegal Immigrant Aliens

Lt. Ox Malford has a Dilemma. He needs to desperately make it on time to a KKK meeting tonight, however his life is being threatened for he does not have oxygen to breathe. Oh no!! Who took it away from him. Could it be the illegal immigrants or illegal aliens?

Talking Dictionary - Soliloquy

Talking Dictionary defines Soliloquy and informs everybody how much fun it is to converse with oneself.

Zig Zag Wanderer - Late gotta hurry

The Zig Zag Wanderer is late for something very important and hurries to catch this major event. Tune in to see what it is.
Intro for the show.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Talking Dictionary - Show and Tell

Talking Dictionary concludes the weekly program by show and tell.

Zig Zag Wanderer - Recycling and exploring

The Zig Zag Wanderer explores the streets of New York City, tests for recycling, goes in search of free food, and explores strange rooms.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Mr. Weird Man enters the Hot Date contest

Mr. Weird Man enters the hot date contest and eager anticipates a date full of fun!

Talking Dictionary - Sit Or Stand

Talking Dictionary discusses sitting and standing and points out that those that used to sit are now mysteriously standing. Ironically those that used to stand, are not sitting but still continue to stand.

Anastasia's Replica - I See Double

From the Diary of Anastasia.
Anastasia sees double only to realize that she sees her identical replica. Could this replica be her new friend. Perhaps? But Anastasia learns more about this replica and goes about things in her usual way way.

Talking Dictionary - The Hate Me Glow

Talking Dictionary defines the Hate Me Glow and elaborates how this glow changes when the commoners are exposed to it.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Talking Dictionary - Nit Wit

Talking Dictionary defines nit wit and those strange people that have nit wit written on their shoes.

Zig Zag - Washing Hands

Zig Zag Wanderer wanders around the streets in search of a place to wash hands. What better place to do this than a fire hydrant.

Talking Dictionary - Traffic Lights

Talking Dictionary defines Traffic lights, aggressive drivers and the strange yield sign. Do we yield to the majority. Or should we question when we yield.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Zig Zag - Hug A Tree

The Zig zag wanderer befriends trees, and performs good deeds by keeping trees warm. What better way to preserve the environment than to hug a tree and to keep them warm.

Talking Dictionary - Cadence and Tones

Talking Dictionary talks about the tone of a person's voice and ponders as to why many generic humans tend to use only one tone and even expression all the time.

Does watching American Idol get you the Job?

Ms. Poopee Doodee reports on the burning question we all care to know and that is , How does watching American Idol get you the Job. Dr. Doctor provides lots of insight on what goes on in the brain of the viewers that view American Idol.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Talking Dictionary - Censorship - Improv Definition

The Talking Dictionary defines censorship. The opinions of the masses must be heard and glorified, while the opinions of the rare segments of the human population must be suppressed and censored at all times.
Remember we live in a peaceful harmonious society where all opinions must be the same.

Please Feature Me on Youtube - Real Me Ramblings

The Real Me raw and Exposed begs to be featured on Youtube.
It is important that the Real Me's peers accepts The Real Me.
The Real Me, discusses the Youtube conventions, and the Youtube honors and awards. Acceptance by the majority is of high value these days. For if only a handful accepts the Real Me, then that is doom!
It is important to fit in and be an obediant member of society. Being disharmonious in society is a very naughty thing to do.

Scottish Girl Bumble Bees - The Venture Musical Performance

Scottish Girl bumble bees to the tune of the Ventures. Scottish Girl performs strange little absurd dances with invisible bumble bees.
Music by The Ventures - Bumble Bee

Talking Dictionary - Flying Things

Talking dictionary defines and improvises on flying and things that fly. All sorts of fun stuff such as flies, and flying saucers and the aliens that fly them.

Monday, June 4, 2007

What kind of cell phone user are you? - Ms. Poopee Doodee

Ms. Poopee Doodee reports on a popular issue: what kind of cell phone user are you?
Doctor Doctor discusses brain cancer and pollution.

Zig Zag strolling and exploring holes outdoors

Zig Zag wanderer strolls and explores mysterious holes and strange things in the outdoors.

Talking Dictionary - Deaf - Improv with Words

The Talking Dictionary defines deaf, and has lots of improv fun with the definition.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

The Fear Not Song - Musical

The Fear Not Song from the show Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure.
Fear is something you shouldn't be afraid of, once you start to sing and dance.

Zig Zag - Stealing Bikes

The Zig Zag Wanderer discovers bikes as she strolls in the Great Outdoors of nyc and wonders if she should sell bikes over ebay perferrably stolen ones.

Dr. Doctor addresses - The Nitwit

Dr. Doctor, world renowned doctor, scientist and psychologist addresses this pesky Nit Wit.

Friday, June 1, 2007

Lowering Cell phone bill and Talk Time Tips

Zig Zag Wanderer discusses how to lower the cellphone bill and encourages social etiquette among umbrellas and Russian hats.

Ms. Poopee Doodee Reports - Thank ya

Ms. Poopee doodee issues a big thank ya to all the fans and supporters of Ms. Divine's Tee Hee HEure, on the internet and on Public Access Television

Zig Zag Wanderer intros

The Zig Zag Wanderer is fresh out the cloning process and is quite happy with the results as she wanders around and as fun in the great outdoors.

Wandering outdoors with shopping carts, newspapers and cans!

Improv comedy from Zig Zag Wanderer with shopping cart, newspaper, funny hats and cans!

Anastasia is Abandoned - The Sweet Song Bird

A gentle creature's abrupt departure leaves Anastasia in a state of despairing abandonment. But not for long for she conceives an elegant evil plan to entrap this unusual creature..

Ms. Poopee Doode Reports - Cloning Issues

The world's most determined reporter discusses the implications of Cloning with the world renowned doctor Dr. Doctor.
an excerpt from Ms. Divine's Tee Hee Heure